How old is too old?

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Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, 'My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his morning, I cut my face.' The second old fogey one-upped him and said, 'My hands shake so bad, that when I trimmed my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers.' The third old man laughed and said, 'That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times!'

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