Covering up in church

Covering up in church (R)

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Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it.

A few moments later, the lady reappears, wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest says, 'Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse.'

'But Father, I have a divine right,' she informs.

'Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!' he insists.

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