The calling

The calling (G)

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After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, ''Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up.''

''That's okay with us,'' the mother said, ''But what made you decide to be a minister?''

''Well,'' the boy replied, ''I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.''

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