Good Samaritan?

Good Samaritan? (G)

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A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground, he said to the farmer, ''At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day.''

''Can't,'' replied the farmer. ''At night I haul water for the hole.''

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