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A minister told his congregation, ''Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.'' The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands.

He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, ''Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.''

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