A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, ''T-G-I-F'' (letters only).

He smiled at her and replied, ''S-H-I-T'' (letters only).''

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, ''T-G-I-F'' again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, ''S-H-I-T.''

The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly ''T-G-I-F'' another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, ''S-H-I-T.''

The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, ''T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?''

The man answered, ''Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.''

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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Blonde TGIF (PG)

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups andturn them into Lamps

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps