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14) ''Baby Got Clap''

13) ''Top o' The Morn to You Too, Officer''

12) ''Let Us Reflect Calmly on Our Differences and Avoid Conflict at All Costs'' by Grand ChessMaster Irving

11) ''NHL!!! (It's where it's at!)''

10) ''Actually, Maybe I'm Not All That Great, and My Sexual Prowess is Average at Best''

9) ''My New Minivan is Phat, Yo!''

8) Anything by ''Ol' Dirty Bacarach''

7) ''I'll Gladly Turn Down the Volume if it's Bothering You''

6) ''I Feel Good When My Ho Comes First''

5) '''G' is for Gangsta, and for GAY!''

4) ''Okay, So You Touched It. Betcha Can't Touch THIS...''

3) ''Dust, Dust, Bunnies''

2) ''Gimme Sum Dat Madeline Albright Boo-tay!''

1) ''Smack My Bitch Up! But Then Apologize Because It Wasn't The Ho's Fault Cuz I Wuz Really Projectin' My Feelings For My Whack Boss Onto Her And That Ain't Cool, G!''


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