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A big conference of beer producers takes place in the most beautiful town in the world: Amsterdam, the Netherlands.

At the end of the day, the presidents of all the beer companies represented decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors and the list goes on...

Then the waitress asks Sir Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Lord Guinness orders a Coke!

'Why don't you order a Guinness?' his colleagues ask...

'Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I.'

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