Debased, Deflowered, and Degraded

Debased, Deflowered, and Degraded (PG)

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners depressed?

Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted!

Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, software engineers will be detested, the BVD company will be debriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose.

On a more positive note though, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.

Continuing with that theme:

banker disinterested
blackjack dealer discarded
cabinet member disappointed
''Cannabis Club'' owner disjointed
cashier distilled
chemist dissolutioned
C.P.A. discounted
detective dissolved
editor dispelled
electrician discharged
geologist dismantled
Hamlet disdained
hero discouraged
inventor disingenuous
jockey displaced
lawyer distorted
magician disillusioned
map maker disoriented
Marine drill sarge disgruntled
marriage counselor disavowed
mathematician disproven
mathematician (2) disintegrated
medium dispirited
meteorologist disgusted
mixologist disbarred
model disposed
mountain climber disinclined
movie star discredited
Olympic skater disfigured
perfume maker dissented
professional mover dislocated
prospector disclaimed
residential developer distracted
rock musician disbanded
Rodney Dangerfield disrespected
saint disgraced
seamstress dispatched
singer discord
steel worker distempered
Supreme Court Justice disrobed
thespian displayed
virologist disinfected
warlock disenchanted

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