If you were in the President's place. . .

If you were in the President's place. . . (G)

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Nominated for quote of the year is this statement made by Dick Armey, R-Texas.

When asked if he were in the President's place, would he resign, he responded:

''If I were in the President's place I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood, hearing Mrs. Armey standing over me saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?''

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