Chinese Wedding

Chinese Wedding (PG)

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A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

'My darling, I know this is your first time and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?'

'I want number 69' she replies.

'You want the beef with broccoli?'

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