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[Somewhere in this basic Clinton joke is a subtle commentary on socialist economics. But I can't quite put my finger on it.)

Al Gore and the Clinton's are flying on Air Force One.

Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, 'You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.'

Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, 'Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy'.

Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says, 'I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.'

Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, 'I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy.'


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