the 3 little moles

the 3 little moles (PG)

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There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, 'Mmmmm, I smell sausage.'

The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said 'Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes.'

The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said, 'The only thing I can smell is molasses.'

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