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A young mother paying a visit to the home of friends who were both scientists, made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room.

Finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say: 'I hope you don't mind Johnny being in there.'

'No,' said the chemist calmly, 'He'll be quiet when he gets to the poisons.'

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