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'Friday' was the most viewed Youtube video in 2011 -- I think it's because it's like a dead racoon: you don't want to slow down and look at it, but you can't help yourself.

But, as bad as the song seems to be, it may be as great a masterpiece as The Beatles "A Day In The Life." Let's compare the first verse of the two songs:

REBECCA BLACK: 7AM, waking up in the morning
BEATLES: Woke up, fell out of bed

REBECCA BLACK: Gotta be fresh
BEATLES: Dragged a comb across my head

REBECCA BLACK: Gotta go downstairs, gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
BEATLES: Found my way downstairs and drank a cup

REBECCA BLACK: Seeing everything, the time is going
BEATLES: Looking up, I noticed I was late

REBECCA BLACK: Ticking on and on, everybody's rushing
BEATLES: Found my coat and grabbed my hat

REBECCA BLACK: Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch my bus
BEATLES: Made the bus in seconds flat




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