The Eskimo and the Scottsman

The Eskimo and the Scottsman (PG)

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One afternoon, in a land where Eskimos & Scotsman run into each other on the freeway fairly often, an Eskimo was driving down the road when his truck breaks down. Shortly after, a friendly Scotsman pulls off to the side of the road to help him.

Upon inspecting the smoking engine, the Scot proclaims to the Eskimo, “It looks like you blew a seal!”

Abashed, the Eskimo replied, “Yeah! Well… you guys screw sheep!”

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