Zero to 200 in 3 Seconds

Zero to 200 in 3 Seconds (G)

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I was watching Top Gear the other night and they had a car that could go from zero to 60 in three seconds. I said to my wife, "I want something that can go from zero to 60 in three seconds!"

"I've got something that you can make go from zero to 200 in 3 seconds," she replied.

"Really?!?"

"Yeah, go step on the scale, lard bottom!"

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