Guts vs. Balls

Guts vs. Balls (R)

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GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of cheap perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

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