Stoned on the Double Decker Bus

Stoned on the Double Decker Bus (G)

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Two tourists in London, completely stoned on drugs ride a double decker bus: one goes on the lower deck and one goes upstairs. After a while they have this conversation:

Man on Higher Deck - "How fast are you going?"

Man on LowerDeck - "I don't know about 50 MPH - how about you up there?

Man on Higher Deck - "We are NOT going nowhere; we are still waiting for the driver."

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