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Here's the way it should be: Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.

This would correct two things in one motion:


  • Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.


  • They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs, etc.


  • They would receive money instead of having to pay it out.


  • They would have constant video monitoring, so they would be helped instantly if they fell or needed assistance.


  • Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.


  • A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.


  • All meals and snacks would be brought to them


  • They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.


  • They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room, spiritual counseling, a pool and education...and free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.


  • Simple clothing - ie., shoes, slippers, pj's - and legal aid would be free, upon request.


  • There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.


  • Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in their room at no cost.


  • They would receive daily phone calls.


  • There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU would fight for their rights and protection.


  • The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available, at no charge to protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.



As for the criminals:


  • They would receive cold food.


  • They would be left alone and unsupervised.


  • They would receive showers once a week.


  • They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would have to pay $5,000 per month.


  • They would have no hope of ever getting out.



"Sounds like justice to me!"

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