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A woman shows up for her appointment with H&R; Block.
The preparer gets her name, address, social security number, etc., then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
He's taken aback, looks at her with a squint and says, "Let's rephrase that."
"Um.... OK, how about: I'm a 'High-end Call Girl.'"
"No... that still... Let's try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "Try this: I'm a Chicken Farmer."
Eager for just about anything, but the real thing, he still has to ask, "What does chicken farming have to do with ...?"
"I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is!"
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