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A man who lived in a block of flats thought it was raining and put his hand out of the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.

He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a woman looking down, screaming.

'Is this yours?' he shouted up.

She said, 'Yes, that's my eye! I'm so sorry! Could you please bring it up?' The man agreed and went up.

On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, 'I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty; would you like to join me?'

He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the girl said, 'I have had a marvelous evening, would you like to stay the night?'

The man hesitated then said, 'Do you act like this with every man you meet?'

'No,' she replied, 'Only those who catch my eye!'

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