From bad to worse Clinton style

From bad to worse Clinton style (PG)

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A presidential staff advisor walks into the daily meeting a little late and notices that everyone has a glum look on their face -- some even look a little frightened -- and Clinton isn't in the room.

'What's the matter' he asked

'Well, we had some bad news, and just got some even worse news'

'What's the bad news?'

'India has detonated some atomic weapons at their underground test site; Pakistan has done the same at their proving area; and China is warning them both that this could lead to regional war -- that may go nuclear.'

'Oh my God, what could be worse than that?'

'Bill just got hold of some Viagra'

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