God introduced him to everyone and gave him a grand tour. They walked around for a while and finally came to a HUGE room full of clocks. They were all different shapes and sizes. So the man asks god "What's with all the clocks?" And god replies "Well, everyone has a clock and it fits your exact personality. When you tell a lie, your clock spins faster, when you die your clock stops."
The man looks around some more and notices an enormous clock on the ceiling so naturally he asks god "What's that clock doing on the ceiling" and god answers "That's OJ Simpson's Clock. We're using as a fan."
Just put in the email address of who you want to send this joke to, and put in yours so they know who to thank(we are not recording your email address) and we'll take care of the rest!!!
To: Your Friend's email
From: Your email
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