Hiding a lion

Hiding a lion (G)

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Two lions escaped from a zoo near Washington, D.C., and took off in separate directions. Weeks later they ran into each other in the middle of the night.

"I'm having a terrible time getting food," the first lion said. "How have you been getting along?"

"Just fine," the second lion said. "I found a good hiding place in the Pentagon. I eat one general a week. It'll be years before they notice that anyone is missing."

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