Women of Brasila in Thongs

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Secretary of State Madeleine Albright arrived in Brasilia, where she is expected to push for more trade and to encourage Brazil to take a greater regional leadership role in promoting democracy.

While he does believe in democracy, Brazil’s President said he was less interested in leading socio-economic change with his neighbors and more interested in helping to popularize the Brazilian T-back thong. Proclaimed the President QUOTE: “This democracy stuff is okay. But really my dream is that every woman in South America wears nothing but a skimpy bikini thong. And not just to the beach! To the office. To ride the bus. To practice in a court of law . . .”

So moved was Madeline Albright by his passion, that she dropped her conservative dress to reveal a purple thong being suffocated by 2 dying white polar bears.

The Brazilian leader’s reaction was QUOTE: “Um, okay. Maybe this was a bad idea. Let’s talk politics. Please.”

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