Some quick name riddles (sick)

Some quick name riddles (sick) (PG)

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs and a woman with no arms and no legs on a grill?
A: Frank and Patty

Q: What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
A: Stu (Stew)

Q: Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner.

Q: Why did they stop the leper poker game?
A: Someone threw down their hand.

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