The offer of Honor

The offer of Honor (PG)

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In a ancient country the king decided to marry of his daughter to the son of the king of the neighboring kingdom. And so a deal was made and the very young couple married. The honeymoon was spent in the castle of the groom. The king not being sure of the knowledge of the fair sex decided to spend one of his lackeys to spy on the couple and report as to what took place.

The next day the lackey reported. Sire I peeked through the keyhole and heard the young maiden say : sir I offer you my honor. Your son replied with madam, I honor your offer. and that's how it went through the night, Honor , offer, honor, offer

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