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15. 'Pretty Woman' -- 'I Will Marry a Prostitute to Save Money'

14. 'Face/Off' -- 'Who Is Face Belonging To? I Kill You Again, Harder!'

13. 'Leaving Las Vegas' -- 'I'm Drunk And You're a Prostitute'

12. 'Interview With The Vampire' -- 'So, You Are a Lawyer?'

11. 'The Piano' -- 'Ungrateful Adulteress! I Chop Off Your Finger!'

10. 'My Best Friend's Wedding' -- 'Help! My Pretend Boyfriend Is Gay!'

9. 'George of the Jungle' -- 'Big Dumb Monkey-Man Keeps Whacking Tree With Genitals'

8. 'Scent of a Woman' -- 'Great Buddha! I Can Smell You From Afar! Take a Bath, Will You?!'

7. 'Love, Valour, Compassion!' -- 'I Am That Guy From Seinfeld So It's Acceptable for Straight People to Enjoy This Gay Movie'

6. 'Babe' -- 'The Happy Dumpling-to-be Who Talks And Solves Agricultural Problems'

5. 'Twister' -- 'Run! Ruuunnnn! Cloudzillaaaaa!'

4. 'Field of Dreams' -- 'Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield'

3. 'Barb Wire' -- 'Delicate Orbs of Womanhood Bigger Than Your Head Can Hurt You'

2. 'Batman & Robin' -- 'Come to My Cave and Wear This Rubber Codpiece, Cute Boy'

1. 'The Crying Game' -- 'Oh No! My Girlfriend Has a Penis!'

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