A guy walks into a bar with a ferret on his shoulder, puts it on the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender sees the ferret and says, "Hey buddy, what's with the ferret?"
The guy says "I tell ya what pal, this ferret gives the best blowjob on the planet…'
The bartender looks at him and says "Get the fuck outta here and take your rat with you!"
The guy says "take the ferret in the back and if your not satisfied, I'm outta here…"
Ten minutes later the bartender comes out of the back room with the ferret, drops it on the bar and says "DAMN, that was the best blowjob I've ever had, I'll give you $500 for it."
The guy goes "Sorry pal, it's not for sale."
The bartender says "I'll go as high as $2000."
"SOLD", the guy yells, and walks out of the bar.
The bartender quickly closes up, grabs the ferret and heads home. When he opens the door to his house, his wife is standing in the kitchen, she says "what the hell is that?"
He passes the ferret to his wife and says "Teach it to cook and get the fuck out!"
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