Some Quick Oneliners (PUN alert)

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-Did you hear about the farmer in his tractor who got into a wreck with a car? He plowed right into it.

-Innuendo: An Italian suppository

-Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't keep her pupils under control.

-Foul Ball: A dance for chickens (thanks to Joe Durham)

-How do Easterners talk to each other? Persian to Persian.

-Why couldn't Mozart find his piano teacher? Because he was Hayden.

- Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "Do you smell fish?"

- Two fish were in a tank. One of the fish asks the other, "Can you drive this thing?"

- Did you hear about the two baby inkdrops? They missed their mother. They were waiting for her to get out of the pen. They didn't know how long the sentence would be.

- A Buhddist walked up to a hot dog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything."

- Two mice were enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner when one of the mice said, "Mmmm, this is gouda!"

-Two peanuts were walking through a park when thy were assaulted.

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