Tanning his privates

Tanning his privates (PG)

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There was a male bodybuilder who was tanning. He was looking in a mirror naked one day, and noticed his penis wasn't tanned. He suddenly got an idea. He went to the beach, and covered himself with sand, except for his penis.

Two old ladies passed, and one said, Damn injustice! The other one said why.

The first one said:
- at 15 I was curious about it
- at 20, I got it constantly
- at 30 I asked for it
- at 40, I begged for it
- at 50, I paid for it
- at 60, I prayed for it
- at 70, I forgot about it

And at 80, they are growing wild, and I'm too young to squat!

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