Paint my porch

Paint my porch (G)

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Julie, the blonde, just got out of the tanning salon. She was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman.

Well, the first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, 'Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?'

'Sure, that sounds great!' said Julie.

'Well, uh, how much do you want me to pay you?' asked the man.

'Is fifty bucks all right?' Julie asked.

'Yeah that's great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage.' The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening.

'Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?' asked the wife. 'Well she must, she was standing right on it!' her husband replied.

About 15 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. 'I'm all finished,' she told the surprised homeowner.

The man was amazed. 'You painted the whole porch?'

'Yeah,' Julie replied, 'I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!' The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.

'Oh, by the way,' said Julie, 'that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari.'

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