Chicken Dinner

Chicken Dinner (R)

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Farmer and his young bride lived out in the country and the preacher would stop by and of course they would invite him in for chicken dinner.

As this went on and the preacher became so regular he was there practically everyday.

The farmer had to go out in the fields to work, and the preacher would stay with the young bride. Each time he came over the young wife would have the farmer kill a chicken for dinner.

Finally, after a hard day's work the farmer was driving the tractor into the barn when the young bride stepped out onto the porch and hollered at him to get her a chicken so she could cook for the preacher.

The farmer hollered back, "Screw the preacher!"

To which the young bride replied "I already did, but I still need the chicken."

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