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Top 10 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Britney Spears Concert (PG)
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10. Say Christina Aguilera can whup her ass any day

9. Lay her for free (Sorry, that's something that'll automatically get you IN to a Britney Spears concert)

8. Try to pass yourself off as the opening act

7. Make fun of Justin Timberlake

6. Give her a wedgie

5. Pass around pictures of her when she was in the Mickey Mouse Club

4. Have legitimate proof that she got breast implants

3. Bust her lip-synching

2. Point out that her initials are BS

1. Wait a minute...why the hell would anyone want to go to a Britney Spears concert in the first place?


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