These two guys are out hunting and they are getting pretty drunk, and the first man says to the other, "If you could change any three things on a woman what would it be?"

The other man replies, "I would first make their butt tighter, then they would have eyes in the back of their head, then I would have their crotch be on their shoulder."

The other man kind of looks at him weird and says, "Ok same Question except for a man."

The man replies, "Well just like the girl, a tight butt, eyes in the back of their head, but i would put his peanis on his finger."

The frrst guy looks at him again and has to ask and he says, "What the hell would you do that for?!?!?"

And the other man replies, "So when you walk up to them you could say, hey i know you" while you poke them in the shoulder.

(when youi tell this joke.......comes in handy in getting the point across by poking the other person in the shoulder while you say, "Hey, I know you!")