Okay, this falls more into the Urban Ledgends category, but I couldn't believe it when I heard it!

Apparently there's been a rumor that the caffiene or something in Mountain Dew causes the boy's testicles to dry up an prevents him from impregnating his girl.

My first thought was, "How dumb are kids anyhow, it doesn't work and there's still AIDS, and all sorts of other scary stuff out there!"

My second thought was, "Man, when did I get so OLD?"