Quotes from the ghetto

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I remember from my childhood years in the ghetto several sayings about weapons sex and drugs so i've remembered all i can and sent them to you the lucky reader!!

if the bitch fits fuck it

a shank is like a dick it goes in fast and hard and either way they're fucked

crime is its own reward

a good woman should be seen and not heard

poeple who live in glass houses sleep with they're clothes on

wacking off too much has one bad side effect: dick calluses

remember hitler was anti gun a non smoker and a non drinker never cheated on his wife was a vegeterian and went to art school so don't be a nazi buy a gun eat meat have LOTS of sex and drop out of school

submitted by lunatic

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