Minnie mouse and Donald duck are in a motel and they are gonna get it on but Minnie wants to make sure Donald has protection first so she says, "Donald I won't fuck you if you don't get a condom."

Donald a little dismayed at the lack of spontaneity proceeds to the motel front desk and asks if they sell condoms .

The person behind the desk replies, "Yes, would you like me to put it on your bill? "

Donald says, "HELL NO I'll do that myself"

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