Soldier staying still

Soldier staying still (PG)

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An army soldiers' sergeant told him to stay where he was and do not move no matter what! In a minute a group of the enemies came charging he stayed where he was. In another there was a search light. it passed right over him! but he didn't move.

Suddenly he takes off running down the battle area. when the sergeant found him he asked, " what in gods name where you doing?"

He answered," well when the enemies ran right by me and i didn't move, when the search light passed right over me, but when those two squirrels walked between my legs and said, 'lets eat one and leave the other for later,' I wasn't about to stick around and see what happened!"

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