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Superman is having a night off so he's cruising around town and he sees batman so he flies over and says, "Hey batman how's about we go chase us some tail maybe have a couple a beers?"

Batman says, "Ohh no sorry Superman I have to be on guard against evil villains."

Superman slightly peeved says, "Fine forget you!" and flies off.

He then spots Spiderman, so he flies over and says "Yo spidey fancies finding us some chicks and getting rat arsed?"

Spiderman says, "Ohh sorry superman but a super hero's work is never done i have to protect the city from gangsters. "

So superman even more peeved is like, "FINE forget you!!." So off he goes by himself. he's just flying around and he spots a naked woman on top of a roof.

"This is brilliant" says superman I can fly down there fuck her brains out then fly off without her even noticing!" so he unzips his fly and speeds down towards the lady. less than a second later he flies off again.

The women screams "What the fuck was that!!"

The invisible man then replies "I dunno but it felt great"

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from Mathadonia


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