Rock-Star Computer-Viruses

Rock-Star Computer-Viruses (G)

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Trent Reznor Virus: your computer has serious problems

Busta Rhymes Virus: your computer only prints gibberish. FLIPMODE!

Courtney Love Virus: your computer system get redesigned several times

Britney Spears Virus: your computer only pretends to print your work

Backstreet Boys Virus: only pre-teen girls will use your computer

Orgy Virus: your computer downloads porno by itself

Blink 182 Virus: your computer only prints nudie-pictures

Jennifer Lopez Virus: your computer looks nice but doesn't work very well

Will Smith Virus: your computer gets jiggy with it

Kid Rock Virus: yo' computa pretends to be black

KoRn Virus: evry wird u tipe iz mizzpeld

Fiona Apple Virus: every other fuckin' word you fuckin' type comes out as a fuckin' curse

Silverchair Virus: your computer works really well, but for some reason no one buys it

Weird Al Yankovic Virus: your computer prints a parody of every document you have

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