A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.

"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children."

"Some fortuneteller," scoffed the man, "I'm the father of THREE children."

The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think!"

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Submitted By: Julia