So a Cowboy is riding along in the wilderness with his horse, when they accidentally stumble across an Indian tribe. The tribe catches him, and after deliberation, they decide to execute him at sunrise. The Cowboy is very distressed, and asks if he can have a last request. The tribe agrees, and he goes over to his horse. He puts his arm around the horse’s shoulders, and starts talking into the horse’s ear, too quietly for the tribe to hear.
The horse rears up and sprints off as fast as you've ever seen a horse run. The Indians put the cowboy in a teepee, and about an hour later, the horse comes back with a beautiful woman on it's back, completely nude. The horse drops the lady off at the cowboy’s teepee and she closes the door.
The cowboy and the woman fuck, and fuck, and fuck all night long, keeping the entire tribe up until the late hour of 4 A.M. at about this time the cowboy asks the Chief if he could talk to the horse again. He goes over to the horse, grabs it by the ears and yells into its face "THE POSSE, GODDAMMIT! BRING THE POSSE!"
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