Race to the plane crash

Race to the plane crash (R)

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Editor's note: This joke got an "R" because it is completely politically incorrect. Welcome to the 21st century.

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A pilot came over the intercom and said, "we are losing altitude and we need to lose some weight on the plane so we are throwing all of your luggage off." So the flight attendants threw all of the luggage off of the plane.

About 15 minutes later the pilot came back on the intercom and said, "we still are losing altitude so we have to get rid of more weight on the plane. We are going to throw people off in alphabetical order according to race."

A minute later the pilot said, "ok will all of the Asians please jump out of the plane" Two people got up and jumped.

The pilot then said, "ok will all of the Blacks jump off now." About 7 or 8 blacks got up and jumped except one, a mother and her son.

The little boy looks up at his mom and said, "Momma I thought you said we were black?"

His mother looked down at him and smiled, "We're niggaz today, honey!"

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