Special order at the bar

Special order at the bar (R)

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A man walked into a bar and as he walked in he saw a sign on the wall that said

- Cheese Sandwich- $3.00
- Chicken Sandwich- $4.00
- Hand Job- $10.00

The man reached into his wallet and got out the proper amount of money as he was doing so he saw this beautiful blonde waitress and called her over. She walked up and said, "Sir, can I help you?"

The man said, "Why yes. Are you the one that does the hand jobs around here?"

She said, "Why yes I am" , with a sly grin.

The man looked up at her with a serious look, a slight grin, shaking his head, and said, "Well then darlin'...wash your hands and get me a cheese sandwich."

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