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I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol and penicillin. I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell. I used to come here all the time with my ex. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour. I like clay. It's mushy. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest. I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am. Dropping my pants just scared them. But when my underwear hit the ground... Man! I never knew Jehovah's Witnesses could run that fast.
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