When a funeral parlor called Tom Mabe, an unemployed Louisville, Ky., musician, and tried to sell him a burial plan, Mabe decided to have some fun. He told the salesman he was waiting for a sign from God as to whether he should kill himself, and the funeral call was it. "You're the angel of death, man," he told the salesman.
Unfazed, the funeral man said, "If we can get the paperwork out to you this afternoon, can you hold off killing yourself until tomorrow?"
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To: Your Friend's email
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