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A husband and wife were expecting their first child while stationed in Corpus Christi, TX.

They were at their first OB/GYN exam with an old crusty Doc that was probably delivering babies in the Alamo. Nice guy, but seen it all, heard it all a million times.

The husband was stuttering around searching for the right words to ask when they 'should stop....you know.....relations?'

The Doc's answer: 'Sonny, as long as you don't get in my way in the delivery room, I don't care!'


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