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A drunk is sitting on the street curb in front of a bar. A stranger comes buy and asks if he's O.K.. The drunk replies by asking, "Do you know who I am?"

The stranger says "No. Who are you?"

The drunk proudly says "I'm Jesus Christ... and I can prove it! Come with me!"

They enter the bar and the bartender looks up and yells "Jesus Christ! Are you here again?"


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